What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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