- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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