- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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