- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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