- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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