- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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