Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Anti Joke

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