- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Shltskc gw? G

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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