- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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