why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Urban ghettos

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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