- Anti Joke

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years