- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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