Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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