For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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