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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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