What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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