Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Where's my baby??

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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