Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

ure mama's so fat

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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