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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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