- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Black people having a Job.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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