What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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