- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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