Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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