- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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