What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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seek beauty

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Donald Trump

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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