How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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