- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

William wright is Gay

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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