- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Black people.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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