a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -1

knock knock who's there? your destiny

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

thumb_up thumb_down -1

ajkswhfuilafhgkfdgbluft

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Dyslexia ruels!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops