- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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