what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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