- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Massie is a fatass

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Hello.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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