- Anti Joke

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.