Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What do you do at a club? You club.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

my penis

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

i named my son Frodo because he was little

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