- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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