- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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