- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

knock knock come in

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

the NAACP

Women's Rights

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

White NBA players.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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