- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.