Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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justin beiber sucks

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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