- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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