- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What's the difference between a duck?

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