- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

poop.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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