- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

This is a joke.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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