PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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