- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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