- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Dyslexia ruels!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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