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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A man walks into a bar

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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