- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A man walks into a bar

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Pickle

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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