What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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