Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

this website is a bad joke

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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